Category: Energy Drinks

We’re Back!

Or will be soon, rather. I’m working on getting everything running properly and doing a tad bit of tweaking here and there. At any rate, reviews should start again soon. In the meantime, why not head on over to our parent site, Everyview, and see what we’ve got going on over there. Just recently got […]

[Review] Unwind Ultimate Relaxation

I, as anyone who has read my review for Drank or ViB likely knows, am a huge fan of relaxation drinks. However, I hardly ever get to enjoy them since literally no gas station around where I live carries any brand of any type of relaxation shot or drink, which is why I’ve only reviewed […]

Friday March 25th, 2011 in Energy Drinks | 7 Comments »

[Review] Hype Energy Enlite

By Kat Leonard Okay. I am not a girlie person. Nor am I TOO concerned about my figure. But apparently there is some sort of market out there for energy drinks geared towards women. I am a woman. But that doesn’t mean I want a pink can. I am almost offended by the fact that […]

Monday March 7th, 2011 in Energy Drinks | 30 Comments »

[Review] Whoopass Energy Supplement

By Kat Leonard I don’t really have a lot of times when I actually NEED to open up a can of Whoopass, but that doesn’t mean I won’t when the time calls for it. Oh yes. I am willing and able to open up that can. Usually when I do open it I’m trying to […]

Sunday January 30th, 2011 in Energy Drinks, Energy Supplement | 18 Comments »

[New Writer!] Kat Leonard

Hello everyone. I have recently been added to the Caffeine Critic staff. I go by Kat. I have recently become rather involved in the edible caffeine product community. There is a lot of stuff out there that is good and not-so-good. There are a lot of contenders for the throne as best energy drink, mint, […]

[Review] Louisville Cardinals Red Bird Energy Drink

Energy drink brands licensed by sports teams or athletes almost always suck. Really. The closest thing I’ve had to an energy drink endorsed by a pro sports athlete was Amp Tradin’ Paint, and that was licensed to the Dale Earnhardt Jr. name, and he’s not an athlete. He’s a race car driver. And anyone who […]

Friday October 22nd, 2010 in Energy Drinks | 14 Comments »

[Review] Rumba Energy Juice

It was a couple of months ago that I laid my hands on my first can of Tango Energy Juice, a cocktail of 100% juice and plenty of added goodies to help get you through the toughest part of your day. Rumba is a cousin to Tango, and houses the exact same energy blend with […]

Wednesday September 29th, 2010 in Energy Drinks | 5 Comments »

[Review] Xyience Xenergy: Lemon Blast

I’m sure that a lot of you who don’t know me assume that I’m an exceptionally fat, lazy sonofabitch that sits on his ass all day and does very little with the chemical energy I put into my body, instead letting it sit and be absorbed into my growing collection of pounds and thigh dimples. […]

Friday September 24th, 2010 in Energy Drinks | 7 Comments »

[Review] Free Sin Vitality Drink: Greed (Lemon)

Sins you can commit without consequence are awesome. Things like becoming a Catholic Priest and swearing celibacy for The Lord only to turn around and molest small boys are usually fair game for all God-loving individuals. It’s also great to claim to love God and all of His children only to turn around and tell […]

Sunday September 19th, 2010 in Energy Drinks | 2 Comments »

Caffeine-a-Holic Hosting Easy Contest, Generous Prizes

My good friend Bryan Foster, AKA the Caffeine-a-Holic, has been running his own energy drink review site for a while now, and is doing something big to celebrate his 150th product review. It looks something like this: And get this, that’s not even everything he’s giving away. To enter all you have to do is […]

Friday September 17th, 2010 in Energy Drinks, Energy Edibles, Energy Shots | 9 Comments »