[Review] Monster Absolutely Zero

Straight from the can:

People have been blowin’ up our inbox for years asking for a zero calorie Monster. We got it, but this ain’t soda pop, dude!

Making a zero calorie, zero sugar drink that’s good enough to earn the Monster M ain’t that easy.

Finally with a re-tooled energy blend, new sweetener system and hundres of failed flavors, we absolutely got it right!

Monster Absolutely Zero helps fight fatigue, improves mental performance and focus, motivates you to work (I mean play) harder, so generally you feel pretty damn good.

Zero calories, zero sugar, killer buzz… Absolutely Guaranteed!

Review:

I tore open my first can of Absolutely Zero and leaned in for a whiff. A delicious aroma that held some essence of the original green Monster as well as more than a few new attributes wafted over me. It is a very delicious aroma, though a bit heavy, that helped me find comfort in the drink. You see, going into this I was very skeptical. I usually don’t enjoy sugar free products on the count of the fact that artificial sweeteners are gross, but I really didn’t want to add another Monster product to my list of despised drinks, the first and only being Mixx’d. The aroma presented by Absolutely Zero gave me solace and comfort, helping me realize this might actually be a good drink.

A quick sip later, and I am happy to say Monster Absolutely Zero doesn’t suck. It’s got traces of the bold, full flavor of the original flavor, only much softer and a bit distracted. It is easy to tell the drink is entirely artificial in terms of sweetening, and drink is a bit different from the original in terms of texture, as well, feeling less sharp and crisp. There is also a bit of an aftertaste and it leaves a bit of a lubricated coating in your mouth. Still, it’s surprisingly delicious for a sugar free drink.

In terms of kick, Absolutely Zero is much weaker than what we’re used to getting from Monster. A “retooled” energy formula that doesn’t add any sugar or calories to the package means an energy formula that lacks a lot of good stuff. A quick peak at the back of the can, and you’ll find that this product incorporates just over half of what the standard Monster drink does. 1300mg instead of 2500 is quite a deficiency, but I guess it’s what had to be done to keep this thing diabetic and skinny friendly.

Monster Absolutely Zero comes packaged in a 16 oz 2-serving can, decorated with an awesome design, for the industry standard price of $1.99 per can.

Final Words:

Monster Absolutely Zero is a surprisingly solid product, one with a great aroma and flavor. The only thing worth really complaining about is that Zero houses 1200mg less energy blend than a regular Monster, delivering a kick that’s only half as strong. Still, if you’re diabetic or just some kind of health nut (douche bag), then you may want to look this stuff up. Zero calories and sugar means it’s much healthier than the original.

Pros

  • Smells great
  • Tastes surprisingly good
  • No sugar
  • No calories

Cons

  • Very artificial
  • Slight aftertaste
  • Leaves a slight starchy coating in your mouth
  • 1300mg of energy blend instead of 2500mg

Score: 7.0/10 (Average)

Aroma: 8.0/10
Taste: 8.0/10
Kick: 4.75/10
Value: 7.0/10

391 Comments to “[Review] Monster Absolutely Zero”

  1. By polos Beagle and fox, February 12, 2015 @ 10:33 PM

    Hello Dear, are you really visiting this web page daily, if so after that you will without doubt
    take good experience.

  2. By modistas, February 16, 2015 @ 10:56 AM

    I was pretty pleased to find this great site. I want to to thank you for ones time just for
    this wonderful read!! I definitely appreciated every part of it and i also have
    you saved to fav to check out new information on your blog.

  3. By dummy bullets, February 19, 2015 @ 6:24 PM

    There are typically several means that homebuyers can secure their space.

    Personalised software incredible evolution offers flexibility,
    control and in addition customization. Heck, we
    could adopt care created by that yourself with a definite well-designed spread sheet on the actual existing software.
    That is undoubtedly the very first step.

  4. By türk porno, February 24, 2015 @ 4:52 PM

    Wonderful article! We will be linking to this particularly great post on our site.
    Keep up the good writing.

  5. By call of duty heroes facebook, February 27, 2015 @ 7:49 AM

    The more matches you win, the more sources you’ll be able to accumulate to upgrade extra units, and
    so forth.

  6. By Oper Oslo, March 6, 2015 @ 4:39 AM

    Pretty! This was a really wonderful post. Thank you for supplying this
    information.

  7. By Krups Kaffeevollautomaten, March 7, 2015 @ 7:05 PM

    Wow! At last I got a web site from where I can in fact obtain useful data
    concerning my study and knowledge.

  8. By korttipelit netissä, March 9, 2015 @ 10:21 PM

    Happy Hour is another great thing to get in on as anything can happen when it’s Happy Hour.
    It is comparable to the Visa Card, except it is for Europeans.
    He will also hide and try to ambush you, so be careful when chasing him.

  9. By Forrest, March 22, 2015 @ 11:53 AM

    The excerpts are also stolen from the philosophy
    books and the real writer is never given the credits. To be able
    to come up with such a topic, there is only one rule that you should follow:
    be observant of your surroundings. While penning a novel can be something of a Herculean task,
    a short story can be crafted, and more importantly, finished,
    by just about anybody.

  10. By krups kaffeevollautomat ea 826 e, March 30, 2015 @ 5:35 PM

    We’re a bunch of volunteers and starting a brand new scheme in our community.
    Your website provided us with helpful info to
    work on. You’ve performed a formidable activity and our whole group will likely be thankful to you.

  11. By Como grabar en Ps4, April 4, 2015 @ 6:50 PM

     Me ha agradado mucha el titulo, pero para nada tanto como aguardaba

    Mira lo siiguiente y visita mi web blog: Como grabar en Ps4

  12. By sonograma 4d, April 10, 2015 @ 2:53 PM

    Hello it’s me, I am also visiting this web site regularly,
    this web site is actually good and the people are genuinely sharing
    fastidious thoughts.

  13. By match free trial 1 month, April 12, 2015 @ 12:10 AM

    It’s an awesome post for all the online people; they will get advantage from it I
    am sure.

  14. By Felica, April 15, 2015 @ 7:47 AM

    Al final todo se resume en una frase:
    Tomar la decisión de tener un hijo es trascendental. Se trata
    de decidir que tu corazón caminará siempre fuera de tu cuerpo – E.
    Stone
    Ya sea que tu embarazo fuera planeado meticulosamente, que
    el médico te convenció o que pasara por sorpresa,
    una cosa es cierta: tu vida nunca será la misma – Catherine Jones :) Gracias por el
    artículo!

  15. By poker terpercaya, April 17, 2015 @ 4:15 PM

    You pen equivalent everything is at the nonesuch status.

    Force out you spring me more or less equivalence about the mop up consideration? It would be zealous if you behind.
    Regards.

  16. By trucos San Andreas, May 8, 2015 @ 9:42 PM

     Una facilidad para jugar realjente guay, si bien constituye cierto que
    nos deja con con fuerza de bastante mas

    Chekea y navega por mi web blog; trucos San Andreas

  17. By Ashli, May 12, 2015 @ 12:34 PM

    The explanation disposed is very advantageously detailed, got so a great deal knowledge Here.

    Thanks!

  18. By Academia Ingles Getafe, May 14, 2015 @ 7:16 AM

    Clases particulares en Getafe

    Además contamos con clases de refuerzo escolar, las cuales están enfocadas a ayudar a los alumnos
    con dificultades para empollar y no les es posible realizar sus trabajos en casa.

    Puede entresacar el número de horas que desee, conforme las necesidades del
    estudiante.

    Si tu pequeño tiene problemas con varias asignaturas,
    podemos ayudarlo también enseñándole técnicas y hábitos de
    estudios que lo ayudarán a salir delante.

    Tenemos preparación para educando de 2º curso de bachillerato, en donde se les hace ejercicios modelo con exámenes de
    otros años.

    Como podrás darte cuenta somos parte de las mejores
    academias de Getafe, tenemos una gran complejidad de servicios que dedicar y todos encaminados a la adelanto en estudios, sea de idiomas o en cualquiera
    otra arte.

    Podrías encontrarse interesado en hablar chino, franco, germano y en esto asimismo te podemos
    ayudar, nuestros maestros de idiomas están altamente capacitados para enseñarte todo lo concerniente a
    estos idiomas.

    Incluso contamos con acceso a ciclos formativos, en cuestión de que lo requieras.

    En centro de estudios general, contamos con formación para el
    empleo, por consiguiente colaboramos con Infologista, quien es una empresa de gran experiencia en España,
    que ofrece servicios complementarios para empresas
    así a modo particulares en el sector del transporte, la logística, el comercio mundial así
    a modo las mercancías peligrosas.

  19. By casino rich, June 10, 2015 @ 7:26 PM

    Howdy! Quick qhestion that’s totally offf topic. Do you know how to make your site mobijle friendly?
    My website looks weird when browsing from my iphone4.
    I’m trying to find a template orr plugin that might be able to fix this problem.

    If you have anyy suggestions, please share.
    With thanks!

  20. By Ivy, June 24, 2015 @ 2:02 AM

    Spot lighting, which focuses light on architectural features, could alsso
    be positioned to reduce glare and focus absolutely onn the focal point.

    Feel free to visit my web site … Battery Powered Chandelier –
    Ivy,

  21. By kue ulang tahun sponge bob, July 11, 2015 @ 4:30 AM

    What’s up friends, nice paragraph and good urging commented at this place, I am actually enjoying
    by these.

  22. By Gary Behnke, July 20, 2015 @ 11:30 PM

    I am actually thankful to the holder of this web page
    who has shared this impressive paragraph at at this time.

  23. By Www.call.Org.pe, August 20, 2015 @ 7:14 AM

    y8 dua xe
    y8 dua xe là một trò chơi vui , mà trong đó những con virus thường ngày con người
    tưởng chừng không thấy được bằng mắt.

    Bây giờ được mô phỏng thành những hình vẽ đáng yêu.

    Đặc biệt là những con virus sẽ cùng nhau sở hữu những chiếc xe hơi , và tham dự cuộc đua xem ai sẽ là người về đích.

    Nhiệm vụ của người chơi trong trò chơi y8 dua
    xe này đó chính là chọn cho mình
    một con virus. Sau thời gian ấy điều khiển virus thực hiện những cuộc
    đua. Ý là chỉ là những chú virus nhỏ bé , nhưng sức quyến rũ của trò chơi cũng không khác với nhiều trò chơi đua xe khác.
    Hãy cùng chơi game để cảm nhận những điều thú trong đó
    nhé.

    Cách chơi game y8 dua xe
    hàng đầu bạn hãy chọn kiểu xe cho mình.
    Có 3 mẫu cho bạn lựa chọn đó là: Wij’s
    Toastarossa , Wanda’s Wizzbang , Wez’s Camp.
    Mỗi kiểu xe sẽ chậm chạp và độ cua khác nhau.
    Hãy xem kỹ để chọn chiếc xe mà mình yêu thích
    nhịp độ dưới mức bình thường tối ưu nhé.

    Tiếp đến chúng tôi sẽ chọn địa hình đường đua là trên mây hay trong rừng rậm.
    Ví như trong y8 dua xe rừng rậm địa hình sẽ khó
    khắn hơn , vì có nhiều vòng cua , trường đường lắm dốc và nhiều quãng đường loanh quanh.
    Sẽ rất khó có thể chiến thắng nếu bạn không biết cách chọn kiểu xe hợp lý.
    Hãy cân nhắc kỹ trước khi chọn mẫu xe cho các
    địa hình bạn sẽ đua nhé.

    Sử dụng phím mũi tên để điều khiển hướng mũi chuyển di của xe.
    Lưu cho rằng trên đường đua có rất nhiều đồng bạc vàng được sắp xếp sẵn , hãy cố gắng thu thập thật nhiều nhé.
    Vì thu thập càng nhiều bạn sẽ có số điểm càng
    lớn.

  24. By best free apple iphone apps, August 31, 2015 @ 3:54 AM

    539 for the apple iphone 6, and from?

  25. By Rodrigo, September 2, 2015 @ 5:03 PM

    Asking questions are really nice thing if you are not understanding something totally, but this
    piece of writing provides good understanding yet.

  • Tweets that mention [Review] Monster Absolutely Zero | Caffeine Critic -- Topsy.com — September 4, 2010 @ 8:06 PM

  • [Review] Free Sin Vitality Drink: Greed (Lemon) | Caffeine Critic — September 19, 2010 @ 2:28 PM

  • sellingahouse.jimdo.com — June 9, 2014 @ 2:09 PM

  • Launch Corporate — July 1, 2014 @ 10:42 PM

  • Scott Tucker — July 6, 2014 @ 7:20 PM

  • click through the next website page — August 27, 2014 @ 4:47 AM

  • Engina.nl — August 27, 2014 @ 9:42 AM

  • jamiebarta.blog.com — August 27, 2014 @ 10:36 PM

  • financial planning and analysis — August 28, 2014 @ 7:39 AM

  • tree loppers Liverpool — September 11, 2014 @ 4:52 AM

  • Calstategame.com — September 14, 2014 @ 4:46 PM

  • Onlineflashgames.nl — September 19, 2014 @ 11:22 AM

  • click through the up coming website page — September 21, 2014 @ 4:48 AM

  • crossfit training — September 23, 2014 @ 6:17 PM

  • remedies for flatulence — September 24, 2014 @ 12:12 PM

  • buy followers instagram — October 5, 2014 @ 3:34 PM

  • RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI

    Leave a Reply