[Review] Theazine (Energy Supplement)

Energy supplement

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Generally speaking, energy pills aren’t really my thing, and I’m not quite sure why. You can get as much caffeine out of a couple of tiny capsules as you can from an entire leading brand energy drink, only without all the sugars, carbs, and sodium often associated with highly caffeinated beverages. So when the good folks behind Theazine offered to send me a bottle of their product for review, I hesitated a bit before deciding to accept it.

Now I’ve meddled with energy supplements before, once to be exact, and had a very bad experience — a fact that likely attributes to my reluctance to ingest the pills now. I remember it vividly. I was taking a night class, algebra to be exact, during my senior year of high school when a fellow student offered me some supplements he’d stolen from a gas station before class was in session. Then, somehow, I ended up taking like six of them, likely due to a dare, and almost instantly regretted it. I felt dizzy, nautious, and my skin turned a strange speckled color combination of red and cream. And then I puked.

Looking back on that instance, I was an idiot.


Regardless of my past experience, I decided to push on with Theazine and add the supplement to my regular diet, occasionally popping a quick pill here and there if I was about to engage in some sort of activity that required mental focus. I began taking two capsules every morning before school or work, depending on which day of the week it was, and noticed a very subtle improvement in my morning stamina.

When I wake up at the crack of 10:02 AM to get ready to work my shift that starts at 10:00 AM, I’m in a terrible mood. I hate my job as a Kroger bagger, and the thought of going into that place really keeps me from enjoying myself. With Theazine, not much changed in terms of my mood, meaning little changed in my productivity. However I did note that I felt more awake, making it easier to spout sarcastic comments to my supervisors and managers much more quickly, getting me in much more trouble. I don’t care. What are they going to do, fire me? I’m in the union! Ha!

On days that I had school is when Theazine really shined. Two pills before heading towards my prestigious and renowned community college, a 25-minute drive, and Quantitative Literacy is much less arduous. Yeah, Quantitative Literacy. No, I don’t know what it means either, I just know that it sucks. Back on track now, I do admit to having attention deficits, and Theazine really did help in keeping my attention focused a bit more on my instructor and a bit less on why my penis quit growing when I was 10 years old.

I have also started taking one Theazine before doing something mentally demanding, and have found that it works just as well as an energy shot. I’ve tried Theazine before playing Metroid Prime, before playing Left 4 Dead 2, before reading Ken Follett’s new book, Fall of Giants, and before doing homework. In all instances I can vouch for this product, as it does what it says.

Theazine can be purchased from its official website for $29.99 per 60 count container. Recommended serving size is two pills, meaning 30 servings per container. That means Theazine sells for approximately a dollar per serving, which is about on par with the leading energy drink. For the standard consumer, that might make Theazine a hard pill to swallow (zing!), but it’s really an average value when you think about it.


The folks at Theazine took my words very seriously, and lowered their price to $19.99 per 60 count container, putting it at an absolutely excellent value. I wholly recommend giving Theazine a shot for that price, which really can’t be beat. It’s the most competitively-priced caffeine supplement on the market, and it does exactly what it claims. It’s also obvious that the Theazine folk care about the consumers first and foremost, something many other businesses could learn to do. So I say: Good work, Theazine! You’re alright in my book.

Final Words:

I feel it must be said that Theazine isn’t some sort of a miracle pill that makes you better at stuff. It’s basically just a caffeine supplement, and caffeine is, when used properly, a fantastic substance. It increases awareness, focus, and your ability to comprehend your surroundings. It energizes you, stimulates your senses, and enhances your mood. Theazine is, however, a much more efficient way of getting your caffeine than by drinks or coffee. No excess sugars or calories, no fancy added ingredients that may or may not work, and no excess water to have to drain through your vein after consumption.


  • Quick energy
  • Effective
  • Does what it says
  • Excellent customer care
  • Metroid Prime


  • Caffeine overdose
  • Quantitative Literacy

Score: 9.0/10 (Outstanding)

8 Comments to “[Review] Theazine (Energy Supplement)”

  1. By a, October 6, 2010 @ 6:02 PM

    “Average consumer (this site’s demographic at any rate) may not be privy to spending the same amount on a pill as an energy drink” yeah, nice math. the site says it’s 30 dollars for a bottle of 60 capsules. you get some cheap as energy drinks broseph

  2. By Zac Pritcher, October 6, 2010 @ 7:00 PM

    Why thank you for you invaluable input, a.

    But how many of the people who regularly read an energy drink review blog is going to feel comfortable spending the same amount of money on a pill as a serving of an energy drink? Especially when you consider there are far more ingredients in energy drinks, energy drinks give you energy and satisfy your thirst, and energy drinks require more packaging (which some people collect)?

    Though the value is on par with the energy drink industry, these pills could be much cheaper, and if they were, more people would be interested in them.


  3. By Theazine, October 7, 2010 @ 7:47 PM

    Great news – We’ve dropped the price to $19 per bottle. This puts the price per 2 cap serving at $0.63. Very competitive with energy drinks and other supplements. It also makes the product much more affordable for college students. Hopefully this shows that Theazine is focused on providing the best value for our customers. Thanks!

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