Sinning is bad. Sinning is deliberate disregard for the rules and regulations for human behavior set forth by the Holy Bible. And that is bad. If you don’t believe in the bible, sinning could be defined as disregard for the rules and regulations for human behavior set forth by society. You know, your peers, your [...]
Straight from the can: People have been blowin’ up our inbox for years asking for a zero calorie Monster. We got it, but this ain’t soda pop, dude! Making a zero calorie, zero sugar drink that’s good enough to earn the Monster M ain’t that easy. Finally with a re-tooled energy blend, new sweetener system [...]
I’ve ran into a few really gross teas lately, one of which was so gross I even awarded it a perfect 0 — the first time I’ve ever done that for any product. Sure that kind of scared me from wanting to try this, but this is AriZona, the people who are famous for their [...]
About two months ago I posted my review for the Mixed Berry flavor of THiNQ, and now I’m finally back with a long overdue critique for Sparkling Citricity. Though in my defense I have been slowly polishing off the entire case sent to me by the kind folks at THiNQ HQ, taking mental notes on [...]
Straight from the can: How low can you go? Ounce for ounce Java Monster already has way less fat and calories than a “Mega Bucks” bottled coffee. So why make Lo-Ball? Because our fearless leader is a health fanatic who counts calories like they’re $100 dollar bills. Art v.s. Science Seriously, making a low calorie [...]
Howling Monkey. Quite possibly the greatest name choice of any brand in the history of Earth and yet this stuff seems to be ever elusive from the hands of even the most adamant of energy drink collectors. It’s almost impossible to find, though if you ever came across the fantastically designed circus-themed can it would [...]
Vital Energy has already proven itself as a competent brand to me once before in the form of their Tangerine flavored drink. It was a surprisingly solid beverage that, despite being an energy water, packed one hell of a punch. Now I’m looking at Acai-Blueberry, another flavor in the powerful line of products that has [...]
Straight from the can: Hello… Thanks for checking out this part of the can. No exotic story, just the facts. Great taste and better ingredients… we’ll just call that a given. FROST – Just a clever name? No… we’ve added a unique chilling ingredient. As you drink, the sensation builds. So there you have it. [...]
One of the biggest problems with energy drinks is the fact that they dehydrate your body. Why do energy drink cause dehydration? Because caffeine is a minor diuretic, and tells your brain to move liquid from your kidneys to your urine stream, which also explains why you always have to pee so bad after downing [...]
Straight from the can: If you’re reading this… something must have gotten your attention. Is it Great Taste? Unique Flavors? Better-for you ingredients? Or, maybe it was the fact you get “ALL THE ENERGY” without the jitters? Introducing SLAP CRISP APPLE. We blended the all natural flavor of sweet crisp apples with a mild garden [...]
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